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The Left Behind Will Take Care Of Your Pets

from Greatest Shits by The Cuntifiers

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On a lost highway 'cause I haven't lost my mind, like those crazy fuckers reading bibles all the time. Pedophiles and clean junkies look down on me praying on their knees. They're preaching mercy but they're acting so unkind. I'll like it better when they leave us all behind. Yeah, my Mom believes in angels, says they're coming on the Judgement Day to gather up the righteous; the rest will have to stay. I'll move into Jimmy Swaggart's place, console his unrepentant mistress Grace. I'll walk his dogs and I'll take in all the strays abandoned by the pious Christians swept away. Now they're treating clerks like jerks, thinking they're boss hoss, and they only tip the waitress if she wears a cross, and their fuel-injected holy rolling stops on every dime. And they skip the gospels where the Savior feeds the poor to review the book where Paul condemns the gays and whores. So you know I'm goddamned ready to be one of the left behind.

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from Greatest Shits, released December 19, 2016

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