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If Hitler won the the Big One, she might still get wet for me. If Incas conquered England, would our bed be just for sleep. In a world where Tesla had his say, she might not ignore me. Our civil war's going a different way. She'll be successful when she tries to secede. What-ifs petrifying into rock-hard what-will-bes. Her point of departure's getting closer every week. If King Louie never lost his head, she might still French kiss me. A thousand timelines in the books I've read, there's not a single one where she still loves me.

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